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Motivational Whatsapp Messages
Status
1. The best way to create your future is to create it
2. Sleep all your troubles away.
3. I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be
doing.
4. It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we
correct them that define us.
5. If you ain’t first, you are last.
6. I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.
7. The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
8. Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the
heart.
9. Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…
10. Why worry about things you cannot change? Let
go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.
11. I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t
hear from me, you’re one of them.
12. A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.
13. You killed what was left of the good in me.
14. The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited
or erased: it can only be accepted.
15. If you were waiting for the opportune moment,
that was it.
16. Choose the work you love and you will never
have to work every day.
17. A fake smile can hide a million tears.
18. Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re
a lot stronger than you were yesterday.
19. You never know how strong you are…until being
strong is the only choice you have.
20. You can do anything but not everything.
21. A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to
find, lucky to have.
22. Strong people know how to keep their life in
order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still
manage to say I’m ok with a smile.
23. Life is better when I’m drunk.
24. Fake friends are around when they think you’re
cool true friends are around even when they
think you’re fool.
25. I’m just waiting to see to if my coffee chooses
to use its powers for good or evil today.
26. Friendship is when people know all about you but
like you anyway.
27. Cheating is easy try something challenging and
be faithful.
28. face book is the only place where it’s acceptable
to talk to a wall
29. I don’t have an attitude problem i just have a
personality you can’t handle.
30. I don’t stop when I’m tried; I stop when I’m
done.
31. Nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F***s us
all.
32. Love is all you need.
33. Dear math please grow up and solve your own
problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
34. I dreamed a dream.
35. Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak.
Sometimes it just means your strong enough to
let go.
36. I want to be the reason you look down at your
phone and smile then walk into a pole.
37. No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even
the Sun.
38. Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small
stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!
39. Life will serve you best if you love it as much as
you love yourself.
40. “’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing
something that’s genuinely better is very hard.”
Sir JonyIve, Apple
41. There is only happiness in this life, to love and
be loved.
42. I want to be your favourite hello and your
hardest goodbye.
43. Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
44. The word ‘happiness’ would lose its meaning if it
were not balanced by sadness.
45. I don’t make mistakes I just date them.
46. We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by
choice.
47. Be yourself because an original is worth more
than a copy.
48. The first duty of LOVE is to LISTEN.
49. I can and I will. Watch me!!
50. When you want to give up remember why you
started.
51. A lot of People are afraid to say what they
want. That’s why they don’t get what they
want.
52. I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to
live my life in a way that will make me happy.
53. When you make a business, you got to make a
little universe where you control all the laws.
This is your utopia.
54. The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once
in life.
55. Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles
Bukowski
56. Take a deep breath it’s just a bad day, not a
bad life.
57. The task ahead of us is never as great as the
power behind us.
58. Hearts will never be practical until they are
made unbreakable.
59. Just because something isn’t happening for you
right now doesn’t mean that will never happen.
60. I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin
me.
61. “If you love two people at the same time,
choose the second. Because if you really loved
the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the
second. – Johnny Deep
62. Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
63. I want to be the only hand you ever need to
hold.
64. “Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness,
simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo
Derek
65. “Style is a way to say who you are without
having to speak.” – Rachel Zoe
66. There are two ways to live: you can lives as if
nothing is a miracle or you can live as if
everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein
67. There’s nothing wrong with you there’s a lot
wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer
68. Forget what hurt you in the past. But never
forget what it taught you.
69. Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.
70. If “Plan A” didn’t work. The alphabet has 25
more letters. Stay Cool!!
71. If I was meant to be controlled i would have
came with a remote.
72. Life is short, make fun of it.
73. I raise my hand for an easy question, just so the
teacher won’t ask me again.
74. Everything happens for a reason, so don’t
disappoint.
75. The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie
hurts forever.
76. Never give up on something you really want.
It’s difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.
77. The People who want to stay in your life will
always find a way.
78. You can love with all your heart, No questions
asked.
79. Life is too short to remove USB safely.
80. “If you truly own who you are, no one can use
you against you.”
81. When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk
for a year and a half.
82. “I’ve tried being other people and myself suits
me the best.”― Chris Colfer
83. Life is too short to be sitting around miserable.
84. Sometimes the wrong choice brings us to the
right places.
85. Nobody can teach me who I am.
86. God’s plan is like a movie; all the good and bad
things are arranged together for at the good
ending.
87. Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
88. Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets
boring. So I go back to being me.
89. Life is too short to stress yourself with people
who don’t even deserve to be an issue in your
life. – ANON
90. Life doesn’t get easier you just get stronger.
91. If you can dream it you can do it. – Walt Disney
92. The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard
work. – harry Golden
93. Every accomplishment starts with the decision to
try.
94. Life isn’t about finding yourself life is about
creating yourself.
95. You only live once but you do it right ONCE IS
ENOUGH.
96. If you cannot do great things, do small things in
a great way.
97. So take a chance and don’t ever look back.
98. If you want to make your dreams come true,
the first thing you have to do is wake up.
99. Success is the best revenge for anything. _ Ed
Sheeram
100. There is no elevator to success, you have to
take stairs.
Personal and Relationship Whatsapp
Messages
101. Every single thing that has ever happened in
your life is preparing you for a moment that is
yet to come.
102. Love the life you live, and live the life you love.
103. Life always offers you a second chance. it called
tomorrow.
104. Every new day is another chance to change
something in your life every new day is a chance
to feel blessed for what you have. (Best
whatsapp status)
105. Don’t ask what the meaning of life is. You
define it.
106. An Apple keep a day keeps the doctor away, I’m
going to buy iPhone 6.
107. Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
108. Log kyakahange has killed more dreams than
anything else.
109. All great changes are preceded by chaos.
110. You can’t hire someone else to do your push-ups
for you. – -Jim Rohn
111. When you feel Like Giving up, remember why
you held on for so long in the first place.
112. Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
113. Do what you fear and fear disappears. – David
Schwartz
114. Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of
us looking for the key. – Alan benett
115. If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and
give up.
116. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or
work around it. Michael Jordan
117. If you change the way you look at things, the
things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer
118. When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot
and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt
119. A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as
they find a job. – ZigZiglar
120. And in the end, it’s not the years in your life
that count. It’s the life in your years. –
Abraham Lincoln
121. The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling
your dream is you.
122. Don’t waste your time looking back on what
you’ve lost. Just move on.
123. Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too
big to attempt.
124. Every new day is another chance to change
something in your life every new day is a chance
to feel blessed for what you have.
125. Don’t ask what the meaning of life is. You
define it.
126. An Apple keep a day keeps the doctor away, I’m
going to buy iPhone 6.
127. Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
128. It’s hard to answer the question “what’s
wrong?'” when nothing’s right.
129. Log kyakahange has killed more dreams than
anything else.
130. All great changes are preceded by chaos.
131. One day someone will walk into your life and
make you see why it never worked out with
anyone else.
132. A true businessman always does business out of
courage.
133. People don’t cheat by chance, they cheat by
choice.
134. Don’t give up what you want most, for what you
want now.
135. The world belongs to those people who know to
adapt.
136. Happiness is not the absence of problems. It’s
the ability to deal with them.
137. In three words I can sum up everything I’ve
learned about life. It goes on.
138. Stop saying I wish start saying I will.
139. The most painful goodbyes are the ones that
never said and never explained.
140. It doesn’t have to be perfect to be beautiful.
141. I’ve got nothing to do today but smile. – Paul
Simon
142. A promise means everything but once it is
broken sorry means nothing.
143. All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge
them but confront them.
144. Every day may not be good but there is
something good in every day.
145. One day you’re going to wake up and notice
that you should’ve tried. I was worth the fight.
146. Love yourself. Love your day. Love your life.
147. Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will
not necessarily give results.
148. Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have
a bad life.
149. Do a little more each day than you think you
can.
150. You have to fight through some bad days to
earn the best days of your life.
151. Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every
day.
152. It’s a good day to have a good day.
153. You don’t always get what you wish for. You get
what you work for.
154. The only thing that ruins my day is taking a big
crap after a shower.
155. Someone else is happy with less than what you
have.
156. May your problems be as few and as far apart
as my Gma’steeth.
157. The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t”
are probably the ones scared that “you will”.
158. We must all make the choice between what is
right and what is easy.
159. One day you will wake up and there won’t be
any more time to do the things you’ve always
wanted. Do it now ~ paulo Coelho
160. A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how
strong she is until you put her in hot water.
161. Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
162. When a bird hits your window have you ever
wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
163. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have
it, but not necessary to show it off.
164. A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass,
and usually full of Shi***t
165. Ever read a book that changed your life? Me
neither.
166. Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of
hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so
hot.
167. When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more
minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the
game has 5 minutes left.
168. I come up with the best ideas when sitting on
the toilet then forget them after the flush.
169. Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me.
170. Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
171. Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
172. If you are player then I’m the GAME.
173. Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with
you.
174. You can disturb me….I’m available.
175. Some people call me Mike, You can call me
tonight.
176. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to
reveal this status.
177. Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A
(C) B.
178. Every problem comes with a solution. If it
doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl
179. Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They
always look good…If it is not yours
180. I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a
Kid as Cool as Theirs!
181. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
182. Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it
before its hotness goes.
183. Behind this smile is everything you’ll never
understand.
184. We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.
185. If I’m wired with you. I like you.
186. I love buying new things but I hate spending
money.
187. Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day-
Bang-Bang
188. I hate math but I love counting money.
189. I believe in hate at first sight.
190. There’s always a person that you hate for no
reason.
191. If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
192. The Earth without Art is just Eh.
193. We all are born to die don’t feel more special
than me.
194. I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining
why I’m Right.
195. Laziness is me middle name.
196. I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to
marry.
197. Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it
wrong.
198. I need Google in my brain.
199. You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
200. I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
Here are some bonuses
201. The problem is not the problem; the problem is
your attitude about the problem.
202. If you fall. I’ll be there.
203. Do your legs hurt from running through my
dreams all night?
Top 12 Best Sad Romantic Love
Quotes Whatsapp Status:
I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m
God.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Success is like being pregnant everybody
congratulates you, But nobody knows how many
times you got fucked to get there.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack
of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but
the neighbors are not.
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we
can switch off.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me
because it shows that they need an Attitude to
impress me!
Someone asked me, How’s life….?
I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.
Please don’t get confused between my
personality & my attitude My personality is who I
am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are
having brain.
Latest Updated Best Romantic
Whatsapp Status
Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you
is the heartache that never goes away.
No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve
done. No matter what you will do. I will always love
you. I swear it.
I love my life because it gave me you I love you
because you are my life
I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true,
cause in my dreams I’m always with you.
There are only two times that I want to be with you…
Now and Forever.
If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could
be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on
your lips.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day that I find it is
the day I’ll stop loving you.
Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and
replied, She’s fine
Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, But only one
person is enough for a beautiful life…” ♥
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
My real smile comes when i am with you.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I
punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
“There is never a time or place for true love. It
happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single
flashing, throbbing moment.”
Latest Best Cool WhatsApp Status
1. Just finished blocking some numbers on
whatsapp, if you can read this then you got
lucky.
2. Every problem comes with a solution. If it
doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman
3. INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They
Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…
4. Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love ‘
And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life
Won’t Be Boring Anymore!
5. I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it
once
6. Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees
And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows
What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are.
♥
7. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same
way.
8. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky
neighbors dog.
9. Behind every successful man is a surprised
woman.
10. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the
decision maker.
11. I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
12. That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with
another.
13. If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
14. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They
both have an iPhone
Latest Best Attitude WhatsApp Status
1. I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated
AWESOME !2. I smile …Because I don’t know
WHAT THE HELL is going on.
3. My attitude will always be based on how you
treat me.
4. I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.
5. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So,
If you can’t laugh at yourself, CALL ME…I’LL
LAUGH AT YOU.
6. “370HSSV0773H” Read it upside down.
7. How other see you, is not important…How
you see yourself means everything.
8. Every mother on earth gave birth to child
except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !
9. OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need
expert advice.
10. When people talk behind my back
Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.
11. An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you
through it hard.
12. I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able
to find you.
13. I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of
my life.
14. After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar
says W T F…
15. Life was much easier when APPLE and
BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
16. Sitting in class wondering how the hell the
teacher
got the job.
17. Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re
still
smiling.
18. Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
19. If you don’t care, stop talking about it.
20. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable
with you get ready for some crazy shits.
Some Best Funny Whatsapp Messages
& Statuses
1. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my
phone was drunk.
2. Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
3. If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them
beaten.
4. A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how
strong she is until you put her in hot water.
5. Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
6. When a bird hits your window have you ever
wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
7. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have
it, but not necessary to show it off.
8. A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass,
and usually full of Shi***t
9. Ever read a book that changed your life? Me
neither.
10. Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of
hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so
hot.
11. When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more
minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the
game has 5 minutes left.
12. I come up with the best ideas when sitting on
the toilet then forget them after the flush.
13. Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
14. Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
15. If you are player then I’m the GAME.
16. Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with
you.
17. Some people call me Mike, You can call me
tonight.
18. Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal this status.
19. Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A
(C) B.
20. Every problem comes with a solution. If it
doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl
21. Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They
always look good…If it is not yours
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